i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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