no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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