Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm like, not good at living.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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