HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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