i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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