no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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