your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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