ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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