That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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