Dual....:-)
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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