sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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