How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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