Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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