its not stalking. its research.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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