she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i would punch a child for taco bell
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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