ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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