I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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