Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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