all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just want to make out with him forever
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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