I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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