Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
and she was petting her beer can
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
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