So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Alive.
So much puke
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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