so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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