So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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