so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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