It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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