make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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