I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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