Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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