Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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