Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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