is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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