He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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