Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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