If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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