at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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