Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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