a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Randomize
