Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
where are my eyebrows?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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