I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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