The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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