Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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