This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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