Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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