508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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