I just made out with a guy for $7.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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