dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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