You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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