I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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