I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Randomize
