How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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