i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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