I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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