cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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