I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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