If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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