Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Terrible idea I love it
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
