I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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